I got some of these in an e-mail the other day, and I thought it was wonderful! The thing is, it's all true!
A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.(Amen)
People actually grow and eat okra. (At least I do!)
'Fixinto' is one word.
There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
We do like a little tea with our sugar! (Amen)
Backwards and forwards means, 'I know everything about you.'
The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning, 'Did you eat ?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work
until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.
You measure distance in minutes.
You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
You know what a 'DAWG' is.
You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm.'
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally World.'
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat. (I like squirrel better, but that’s just me)
When mothers teach their young children phonics, they explain how the ‘g’ in some words is sometimes silent. For example: fishin, huntin, tresspassin, eatin,--the list goes on.
While ya’ll is the proper contraction for you all, the contraction for “did ya’ll” is “jaw”. Example: “Jaw see that buck?”
A wallago is not an animal that lives in Australia, it is a phrase meaning a little while ago. Example: "Naw, I didn't see it, but I did wallago."
If you don’t fix collard greens and black-eyed peas at least on New Year’s, you might as well be shot.
Every young girl should know how to make Brunswick stew. If she don’t, she ain’t fit to marry.
You get beef jerky in your stocking at Christmas.
You own at least two pets that bear the name “Dixie”
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